LAME-OH

Wowee wowow! I cannot WAIT until this next season of American Idol. Paula Abdul is already drunk as a skunk.

While I was watching this, I was reminded of Blair’s cousin Geri.

Did a little Virtual Shopping (VS) a couple days ago at the Salvation Army.

Somebody’s souvenir mug collection.

I have a thing for cornhusk dolls.

Ornaments? Pin cushions?

I love you too!

I did buy this. These two little weirdos are holding teeth!

Pretty planter!

Instant trivet collection!

Sturdy wicker chairs.

I haven’t been to the Marketplace Mall in years. I heard they had a Curves there, and thought, hey, it’s closer than the Y, let me go check it out. Around 6 pm, I circle around to the side entrance, which is a very dimly lit, sparsely-populated parking lot. A rapist’s paradise. But I thought, […]

Well, I just heard from another college friend who’s marriage is breaking up. That’s three now, no, actually four. What the hell? I mean, in this case, and one other, I had an instant violent revulsion to the guy. He did once make shit out of me for using notepad to edit html. But that’s […]

I don’t wanna go back to regular life. I want to stay in the life with cookies everywhere all the time, a the prettiest tree ever covered in lights that you get to sit next to all day while you work, lights on your house, everybody out of town so you don’t have to do […]